Thursday, May 11, 2006

Monthly Blog Post

Check out Christine's new magazine, The Crier.

posted by Mark Hatch-Miller at 1:39 PM

Monday, April 17, 2006

Republicans unable, unwilling to face reality

If you don't watch cable news as much as I do, you may not have noticed the outrageous spin that some TV outlets are putting on the Duke University lacross team rape accusation.

Anyone who watches Fox News regularly knows that it is a reliable part of the GOP message machine-- which is why it is extremely disturbing to see how far Fox hosts and other right-wing commentators bukkake are going to attack a black woman accusing a group young, white men of rape. You can see some examples here and here
.

The grand jury hearing the prosecutor's case was expected to make a decision about indictments in the case earlier today. It is unclear yet what the jurors decided. But from Fox's coverage this bukkake afternoon, it is clear that, for some reason (just pure racism?) the network that speaks for mainstream Republicans is unwilling to face the possibility that rich, white college atheletes might rape a black woman.

I suppose this shouldn't be surprising coming from the segment of our population that believes everything is going fine in Iraq, the economy is booming, there is no such thing as global warming, Mexican immigrants are terror threats, humans and dinosaurs once roamed the earth together, Spongebob Squarepants is subversive gay propaganda, and golf course water hazards can be counted by the Department of the Interior as "wetlands."

posted by Mark Hatch-Miller at 4:21 PM

Friday, April 07, 2006

White Riot

Oh please. The NYC Police Commissioner is apologizing to the guy who started to riot in Borough Park.

From the AP:

NEW YORK (AP) — Hundreds of Brooklyn, N.Y., residents took to the streets and set garbage can fires to protest against the treatment of a 75-year-old caterer they said was beaten by police officers during a traffic stop.

Police denied mistreating the man Tuesday, identified by residents as Arthur Schick, and officers in riot gear fanned out to clear the crowd, which lingered for hours.

Sariel Widawsky, co-owner of the Schick's Bakery, said he saw the traffic stop through the front window of his store, which once was owned by Schick's mother. He said he saw police push Schick, whom he described as a friend he has known since 1960.

"They pushed Arthur against the car and physically manhandled him in a way unbefitting such a well-respected and liked member of the community," Widawsky said.

"He shouldn't be treated like that."

He said police "acted as if they were going to a riot, pulling out batons and spaying Mace and abusing their power."

The man was pulled over in Brooklyn for talking on his cellphone while driving, police said. He resisted the officers during the stop and was arrested with two other people who meddled in the incident, police said.

Protesters set small fires and blocked streets while Schick's car sat parked in front of the bakery bearing his name.

The incident happened in an Orthodox Jewish neighbourhood on one of the busiest shopping days before Passover. (LINK)
Talking on a cell phone while driving is dangerous and also, by the way, illegal. When you do it, the cops can stop you and probably even arrest you. Just because you're Orthodox and in an Orthodox neighborhood doesn't mean you get a free pass.

Oh any by the war, for some reason the AP neglected to mention that a couple of those "small fires" mentioned in the penultimate paragraph were amateur started in police cars.

Here's some more from the Daily News:

Arthur Schick, 75, leveled serious charges against the NYPD - saying he was arrested without cause in heavily Hasidic Borough Park Tuesday night and roughly placed inside a NYPD van by cops who used the N-word.

"The van had a high step and I asked for help getting into it. Instead, they pushed me down into the van," he said. "And as I was getting pushed into the van, I fell forward."

It was at that moment, Schick charged, that a cop made a shocking statement: "This is the way we treat a n-----."

NYPD officials said an investigation has been launched into Schick's arrest and what cops said to him.

??? Okay it's not nice to call someone a nigger, but its a little less threatening to be called that when you happen to be NOT BLACK. Also, I imagine police get angry when you're resisting arrest.

If this non-riot had happened in an Arab neighborhood, George Bush would've bombed it by now. And the perpetrator of the non-riot would be on his way to in a secret CIA prison somewhere in Eastern Europe instead of doing press interviews and getting the police commissionor to apologize to him for being impolite.

posted by Mark Hatch-Miller at 9:42 PM

Friday, March 31, 2006

Impeach the President?

I don't think so (sorry, KVH and Lewis Lapham).

But it does make for a great song asian that you can really "get down to," as the kids might say.

This is produced by Just Blaze and features M-1 from Dead Prez, Saigon (from HBO's Entourage, I think), and Immortal Technique.

posted by Mark Hatch-Miller at 4:24 PM

Been Too Long, But I'm Back...

...to bring you this funny and corny video for a couple of rather sub-par new Cam'Ron tracks. The first has some very prurient lyrics, so I'd advise wearing headphones if you watch this at work.

Watch for J.J. Walker from Good Times, appearing here as a sandal-wearing, decrepit, and pathetically out-gamed Jay-Z. Damon Dash also appears, and seems quite pleased with the joke.

posted by Mark Hatch-Miller at 3:59 PM

Thursday, March 02, 2006

Voice / Pitchfork writer steals story from blogger, fabricates details

Interesting... here's the blog from which fallen Village Voice/Pitchfork Media star Nick Sylvester seems to have stolen most of his material for his recent Voice cover story.

To be frank, I'm not exactly surprised that the editors of a big-time newspaper or magazine editor in New York would steal a story from an anonymous blogger and assign it to some up-and-coming hotshot.

The Voice has taken Nick's story off of its website. Let's hope they cancel his shitty blog, too, and replace it with something better. Something that matches the quality of the other Village Voice music blog, which I genuinely enjoy.

posted by Mark Hatch-Miller at 2:18 PM  

Friday, February 24, 2006

Who knew a sneaker could be racist?

Sneaker aker magazine is touting the Nike Air Force One "Minstrel." The dudes in the comment section are arguing about whether or not that's Nike's official name, but whoever's name it is, I hope some serious karma comes around on it. The Air Force One Minstrel?! Are you kidding me? What century is this?

posted by Christine Smallwood at 5:00 PM

Tuesday, February 21, 2006

Japanese People Heart Robots

March's Harper's Index is awesome. I quote:

"Chances that a Japanese person will make eye contact during conversation with another Japanese person: 2 in 5.

Chances that he or she will make eye conversation during conversation with a robot: 3 in 5."

!!!!!!!!

posted by Christine Smallwood at 1:37 PM

Friday, February 17, 2006

Anonymous

No more anonymous comments.

Because abusing the authors of a blog you obviously take the time to read is like gay-bashing when you are an obvious closet-case yourself: it just doesn't make any sense.

And to the commenter who maintains that Christine and I don't write well, we'd love for you to register with blogger.com so you can leave a comment pointing us toward whatever published writing you've done lately.

posted by Mark Hatch-Miller at 3:43 PM

Way to go, MPAA!

Hey, way to go, Motion Picture Association of America! You've charged someone with copyright infringement and now they face up to a year of jail time. That's awesome!

Maybe you should just keep sticking your head farther into the sand. I'm sure that if you just ignore bit torrent, file sharing and, oh, all of the internet, people will stop trying to upload and download movies. And hey, if that doesn't work, and the major studios are still losing money -- god, that is
so weird, how distribution channels just won't stay the same as time passes and new media develop -- you could always try just criminalizing everything, or declaring war on your potential customers. Wait. You've already done that.

What a relief! Cause I, for one, was totally psyched when your buddies in the music industry arrested those teenagers using napster. Yeah. That was awesome. Way to stick it to those kids. If they couldn't understand why your outdated modes of operation are writ in the stone of time everlasting, you sure made them realize that you have the laws on your side. Nice job. Another point for Team Awesome and the heroes of Intellectual Property. God, if only you could find a way to team up with the telecom companies and charge us best to post to this blog...

posted by Christine Smallwood at 2:35 PM

Wednesday, February 15, 2006

Mos Def: Over-rated Rapper turned Over-rated Actor turned Over-rated Father?

First of all let me start off by announcing that I do not like Mos Def. Black Star is incredibly overrated, and his solo albums just plain suck. I can't think of a many songs that are bigger wastes of vinyl than "Ms. Fat Booty," and I hope my opinions on this so-called conscious rapper are abundantly clear to those readers who believe that prefering Jay-Z and Cam'Ron to dudes like Mos Def constitutes bad taste.

Anyways, several news reports today revealed that Mr. Def is having trouble making his child support payments. The editors of the New York Post, always ready to stoke a controvery, titled their expose "Daddy is 'Def' Behind."

While it's unfortunate that he's missing the payments, I think there is a much more interesting story here. Mos Def's monthly required payments for his two daughters is a whopping $10,000! I don't know the first thing about divorce law, but that sounds like an awfully high number to me. How many people have the luxury of spending $120,000 a year on their kids? Furthermore, he's only $2,000 behind after two monthly payments. So he's come up with $18,000 for his two kids. That doesn't sound so bad to me... not bad enough to take the guy to court over at least. It seems like he's making a fair effort.

Any reader thoughts on this?

posted by Mark Hatch-Miller at 3:57 PM

Tuesday, February 14, 2006

Don't Ask, Don't Tell (I Really Mean It)


To all the critics out there who think I am not funny, have bad taste in music, and am a partisan hack, I say:

HapHappy Valentine's Day

(hat tip to Robert "Byrd, except this Byrd would never vote for Alito" Hatch-Miller and the Acme Heartmaker Machine)

posted by Mark Hatch-Miller at 4:35 PM

Monday, February 13, 2006

Did Dick Cheney Shoot Cam'ron?

Only one man knows for sure who shot rapper Cameron "Cam'ron" Giles last November in the streets of Washington, D.C.

But after the weekend's Vice Presidential hunting "accident" in Texas, some have conjectured that Dick Cheney may very well have been the shooter.


I'm not sure what Cheney would have been doing at the Howard University homecoming party, but, like the alleged shooter, he has been known to throw the dynasty sign every once in a while.

And like Cam'ron's would-be killer, who only managed to hit his target in the arms, Cheney is now established to be a very, very poor shot.

If Cheney was the shooter, it may well explain why Cam'ron has been so reluctant to talk to the police about the incident. Not even Killa Cam wants to fuck with The D.I.C.



No definitive word yet on Cheney's possible involved in the murder of Biggie Smalls.

But we can be sure he didn't have anything to do with Tupac. After all, everyone knows the dude's not really dead.

EXTRA! Check out the latest on Cam's war against child predators (no homo).

posted by Mark Hatch-Miller at 4:53 PM

Friday, February 10, 2006

The Long Arm of the Law

If Philadelphia city councilman Darrell Clarke gets his way, video surveillance systems may soon be installed on the streets. According to the Inquirer, these systems have been responsible for cutting crime in nearby Wilmington and Baltimore (no homo). Apparently violent crime is down 18% in Baltimore areas where the cameras are installed.

Sure, violent crime is down. But for how long? As long as it takes to get out on parole? As long as it takes to fix the stats?

People, have we learned nothing from The Wire? When will we realize that the best way to curb crime is to push all drug dealing into sanctioned zones and dump money into addiction treatment and community policing? A camera may make a shooter put on a mask, but it's not going to make him stop shooting. We do not live in warzones! This is not us-against-them! This whole plan is so doomed I can't even write more about it.

posted by Christine Smallwood at 1:13 PM 0 comments

Thursday, February 09, 2006

Dear Summer?

Yay!

Hova's back
.

Not that he ever actually left. As Cam pointed out in his recent diss track, Hov just isn't playing fair and leaking the tracks onto the mixtape circuit like a real rapper would.

Rumor is that Jay's long-awaited Dr. Dre collaboration will be out by June.

Then again, the Black Album was long rumored to be a collaboration with Dr. Dre, so maybe this is just a lot of baseless hype.

But just in case, get your sandals and Hawaiian shirts ready before summer comes.

posted by Mark Hatch-Miller at 9:13 PM 0 comments

Tuesday, February 07, 2006

Rush Limbaugh hearts New Republic intern Steven Groopman

Earlier this afternoon right-wing radio host Rush Limbaugh read extensively from a New Republic online story titled "How liberals play into Karl Rove's hands." The story details a State of the Union party at the Center for American Progress broadcast live on Air America Radio and hosted by my boss, Sam Seder.


It is not at all surprising that Rush Limbaugh would look favorably on The New Republic, which he approvingly refered to as a "quasi-liberal" rather than an out-and-out liberal magazine. This is, after all, the magazine whose editor Peter Beinart responded to the Democratic loss in the 2004 presidential election by declaring that the Democrats are not tough enough on security. (He failed to mention that while the Democrats fielded a decorated combat veteran as their candidate, the Republican incumbent seems likely to have gone AWOL from his stint in the National Guard.)

The article by Beinart's assistant, one Steven Groopman [ED. NOTE: check out the pics!], attacks the audience at CAP's State of the Union fiesta for laughing at Bush's invocations of 9/11, terrorism, etc. To chuckle at Bush's highfalutin rhetoric, Groopman implies, is tantamount to ridiculing the very idea of human liberty:

The speech contained plenty of lines worthy of ridicule, and Bush certainly uses his share of dishonest conservative catchphrases ("activist judges" for instance). But spreading freedom around the world is--or should be--a paramount goal of liberalism. Meanwhile, terrorism remains a real threat to America, and a source of continuing death and destruction the world over. As for "weapons of mass destruction": A fanatical regime in Iran with a history of sponsoring terrorism and a stated desire to see Israel "wiped off the map" is well on its way to having such weapons. This is not an invention of the Republican imagination; it is reality.

Peter Beinart and his ilk may be a bit confused about why Democrats have been losing elections lately. But leave it to a TNR intern to confuse opposing the official Bush policy of pre-emptive war with hating freedom itself.

posted by Mark Hatch-Miller at 7:17 PM 0 comments